small town rednecks...

I got this in an e-mail forward & it was too cute (and true) not to pass on. Funny to realize that our small town values are considered "redneck living" to many people...Enjoy!

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say Christmas instead of Winter Festival.

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag out of disrespect and never intend to.

You might be a redneck it: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

If this is being a redneck then let me be the first to say I'm pretty proud to be one!